1 00:00:01,286 --> 00:00:02,906 I know it's freaky. 2 00:00:02,986 --> 00:00:06,016 but what you need to get your head around, Axl, is that your family 3 00:00:06,086 --> 00:00:06,946 are all gods. 4 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:07,806 Gods. 5 00:00:07,936 --> 00:00:08,846 Norse gods. 6 00:00:08,886 --> 00:00:09,826 Very funny. Ha-ha. 7 00:00:10,186 --> 00:00:13,260 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 8 00:00:15,936 --> 00:00:18,036 Am I a god now? I feel like a god. 9 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,506 Of course you feel like a bloody god. 10 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,596 Which god? 11 00:00:20,736 --> 00:00:21,396 Odin. 12 00:00:21,556 --> 00:00:22,336 Odin. 13 00:00:22,346 --> 00:00:23,496 If he is Odin, 14 00:00:23,506 --> 00:00:25,086 you know that changes everything, right? 15 00:00:25,136 --> 00:00:25,996 Yeah, I know. 16 00:00:26,186 --> 00:00:27,346 You haven't even told your wife. 17 00:00:27,666 --> 00:00:29,666 She's a mortal who knows nothing. 18 00:00:29,686 --> 00:00:32,586 When he returns, he shall have two hearts. 19 00:00:32,636 --> 00:00:33,796 Are you a powerful god? 20 00:00:33,836 --> 00:00:34,696 You bet. 21 00:00:37,686 --> 00:00:39,066 The tip of the arrow 22 00:00:39,086 --> 00:00:40,496 wedged between his ribs. 23 00:00:41,136 --> 00:00:42,596 It's like he's got two hearts now. 24 00:00:43,646 --> 00:00:45,566 You did precisely what you were told not to 25 00:00:45,566 --> 00:00:47,946 and managed only to complete the prophecy. 26 00:00:47,946 --> 00:00:49,076 Well, well done. 27 00:00:49,176 --> 00:00:51,036 You are the living incarnation of Odin. 28 00:00:51,036 --> 00:00:52,276 You need to find a woman. 29 00:00:52,296 --> 00:00:53,236 I can handle that. 30 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:55,286 Not just any woman, Frigg. 31 00:00:55,436 --> 00:00:56,936 If Odin and Frigg are reunited, 32 00:00:57,046 --> 00:00:58,596 we will rule as gods once again. 33 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,926 If you die before this quest is complete, 34 00:01:00,926 --> 00:01:01,946 we all die too. 35 00:01:01,956 --> 00:01:03,596 No pressure then. 36 00:01:06,416 --> 00:01:07,916 So, I can go now? 37 00:01:07,986 --> 00:01:09,186 You may go, Dawn. 38 00:01:09,186 --> 00:01:10,846 Your work today has been exemplary. 39 00:01:10,886 --> 00:01:12,246 I live to wait upon you. 40 00:01:12,266 --> 00:01:13,626 Another thing I love about you. 41 00:01:14,136 --> 00:01:16,386 It's, uh, good to see you're over your injury. 42 00:01:16,406 --> 00:01:17,886 My doctor says I need to take it easy. 43 00:01:17,906 --> 00:01:19,806 You and Anders must see the same doctor. 44 00:01:19,926 --> 00:01:22,616 But, uh, you're good to get your own beers now? 45 00:01:22,796 --> 00:01:24,306 We will struggle on without you. 46 00:01:25,456 --> 00:01:26,576 See you, Dawn. 47 00:01:26,576 --> 00:01:27,886 Bye, Dawn. 48 00:01:30,946 --> 00:01:31,916 It's good you're better. 49 00:01:34,066 --> 00:01:36,686 Taking it easy. 50 00:01:36,686 --> 00:01:38,346 Not that you can do that for the rest of your life, 51 00:01:38,476 --> 00:01:40,496 which is also the rest of my life as it turns out. 52 00:01:40,666 --> 00:01:42,156 Mike should be here 53 00:01:42,156 --> 00:01:43,496 if we're going to talk about that kind of stuff. 54 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:44,286 Mike's a pussy. 55 00:01:44,336 --> 00:01:46,236 Mike said we should wait for a sign from Olaf. 56 00:01:47,306 --> 00:01:48,826 He reckons Olaf's way more onto it 57 00:01:48,826 --> 00:01:51,116 when he comes back after a surf. 58 00:01:51,186 --> 00:01:51,866 And while we're waiting for 59 00:01:51,866 --> 00:01:53,436 mike and Olaf to get their shit together, 60 00:01:54,466 --> 00:01:55,186 you might drop dead 61 00:01:55,196 --> 00:01:56,336 and take us all with you, 62 00:01:56,346 --> 00:01:57,636 not to mention the many innocent people 63 00:01:57,646 --> 00:01:59,496 that will perish in whatever 64 00:01:59,506 --> 00:02:01,876 cataclysmic event your death provoked. 65 00:02:01,886 --> 00:02:03,386 I don't need this kind of pressure, man, 66 00:02:03,386 --> 00:02:06,146 not so soon after some woman put an arrow in me. 67 00:02:06,286 --> 00:02:08,086 You lived. Forget her, she was a freak. 68 00:02:08,246 --> 00:02:09,446 Who tried to kill me. 69 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:12,496 Listen, you need to start putting it about. 70 00:02:12,536 --> 00:02:13,886 Putting what about? 71 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:14,956 You, you egg. 72 00:02:14,986 --> 00:02:16,486 I'm Odin! Don't call me an egg. 73 00:02:16,506 --> 00:02:20,746 Yes, but like an egg, you need to get laid. 74 00:02:20,756 --> 00:02:23,186 - How come? - To find Frigg, dip-shit. 75 00:02:25,266 --> 00:02:27,186 It's not a very nice name, is it, Frigg. 76 00:02:27,346 --> 00:02:28,486 It's kind of cold. 77 00:02:28,636 --> 00:02:32,076 I bet all those other goddesses have much nicer names. 78 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:33,156 Can you focus, please? 79 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,936 We have to get started on this, Axl. 80 00:02:35,946 --> 00:02:37,256 - How? - How? 81 00:02:37,256 --> 00:02:40,776 By letting you loose on the womenfolk, of course. 82 00:02:41,296 --> 00:02:43,176 * My god, I'm beaten * 83 00:02:44,546 --> 00:02:48,906 * When I fall down, I fall down, on my knees, I fall. * 84 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:03,416 I'm very sorry. 85 00:03:04,546 --> 00:03:06,916 We did everything by the book. 86 00:03:08,066 --> 00:03:09,406 Exactly what you said, again. 87 00:03:11,506 --> 00:03:13,336 I don't get what we did wrong. 88 00:03:14,636 --> 00:03:16,746 I understand, Valerie, 89 00:03:16,746 --> 00:03:18,156 how you feel right at this moment, 90 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:20,326 but bear in mind the pregnancy rate for... 91 00:03:20,446 --> 00:03:22,266 I know what the fucking pregnancy rates are 92 00:03:22,266 --> 00:03:23,386 for woman my age. 93 00:03:23,856 --> 00:03:25,486 It's because I'm a god, isn't it? 94 00:03:25,616 --> 00:03:27,446 It is a real possibility, Mike, 95 00:03:27,536 --> 00:03:30,296 that your god sperm and 96 00:03:30,436 --> 00:03:33,696 Valerie's mortal eggs can never fertilize, 97 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:38,516 even though to human eyes, they seem entirely compatible. 98 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,596 I'm why we can't have a child. 99 00:03:43,436 --> 00:03:44,656 But who knows? 100 00:03:44,836 --> 00:03:46,986 Now that Odin has returned, I mean, 101 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:49,276 maybe everything has changed. 102 00:03:49,436 --> 00:03:53,176 Maybe you'll be able to impregnate women just like this. 103 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:54,786 But the good news is 104 00:03:55,796 --> 00:03:59,146 if a couple such as yourselves who decide to go for the third cycle, 105 00:04:00,146 --> 00:04:00,886 there's a rebate. 106 00:04:00,996 --> 00:04:02,326 We'll think about it. 107 00:04:07,476 --> 00:04:08,526 What was that all about? 108 00:04:08,656 --> 00:04:09,396 What? 109 00:04:09,536 --> 00:04:10,436 "We'll think about it." 110 00:04:10,586 --> 00:04:11,756 We'll find the money, Mike. 111 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:12,876 It's not that. 112 00:04:14,006 --> 00:04:14,596 Then what? 113 00:04:18,476 --> 00:04:20,776 I don't want you to have to go through that again. 114 00:04:30,096 --> 00:04:32,256 I'll go through it 115 00:04:32,266 --> 00:04:34,426 as many times as it takes to have our baby. 116 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:43,436 Hello? Yes, speaking. 117 00:04:50,886 --> 00:04:53,016 Sorry, he did what? 118 00:04:54,756 --> 00:04:58,366 Well, Rob has always been something of a medical miracle, as you know. 119 00:04:58,376 --> 00:05:00,746 His physical state is remarkable given everything. 120 00:05:01,286 --> 00:05:03,796 But you said something had changed. 121 00:05:03,976 --> 00:05:04,826 Yes. 122 00:05:08,996 --> 00:05:10,666 He is crying. 123 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,086 That's not unusual in vegetative patients. 124 00:05:13,226 --> 00:05:15,016 It's another development I'm talking about. 125 00:05:16,156 --> 00:05:16,726 What development? 126 00:05:19,326 --> 00:05:21,166 That one. 127 00:05:22,746 --> 00:05:24,066 Oh, my god. 128 00:05:24,206 --> 00:05:25,856 He's been quite chatty, really. 129 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:26,996 The doctors have been in and 130 00:05:27,006 --> 00:05:28,636 there's been no change to his baseline status, 131 00:05:28,726 --> 00:05:30,146 just... this. 132 00:05:35,846 --> 00:05:37,226 What the hell is he saying? 133 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,156 Who knows? 134 00:05:46,626 --> 00:05:50,446 It's okay, Rob. We're here. 135 00:05:57,936 --> 00:05:59,416 Let him go, Val! 136 00:05:59,556 --> 00:06:01,426 You can ruin him when he gets back. 137 00:06:01,536 --> 00:06:03,186 Don't you get too pissed. 138 00:06:03,316 --> 00:06:05,016 And drive carefully. 139 00:06:11,256 --> 00:06:13,386 Olaf, the reason I gave you a phone 140 00:06:13,546 --> 00:06:15,316 is so that you could answer it 141 00:06:15,316 --> 00:06:16,436 when I need to talk to you. 142 00:06:16,456 --> 00:06:17,286 Now, I don't care where you are 143 00:06:17,416 --> 00:06:18,876 or how good the surf is, 144 00:06:18,976 --> 00:06:19,886 I need to talk to you. 145 00:06:19,976 --> 00:06:21,206 So answer your bloody phone. 146 00:06:23,626 --> 00:06:25,116 Logically, he's on the right track. 147 00:06:25,256 --> 00:06:26,096 You are going to have to 148 00:06:26,096 --> 00:06:27,566 eliminate many to find the one. 149 00:06:28,236 --> 00:06:28,936 By sleeping with them? 150 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,416 As is Anders' take on it. 151 00:06:30,486 --> 00:06:31,836 Anders thinks with his dick. 152 00:06:31,936 --> 00:06:34,126 Yes, he does. 153 00:06:34,136 --> 00:06:35,406 Do you have a problem with bedding many women? 154 00:06:35,726 --> 00:06:38,776 No. No way, I'm not like that. 155 00:06:38,886 --> 00:06:40,226 I'm totally into women. 156 00:06:40,336 --> 00:06:41,876 I wasn't implying you were gay, Axl. 157 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,356 I'm suggesting that you, 158 00:06:43,496 --> 00:06:44,516 unlike Anders, have morals. 159 00:06:44,646 --> 00:06:45,956 Is that a problem? 160 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,776 Let's say you bed a woman 161 00:06:47,776 --> 00:06:49,066 and she's not Frigg. 162 00:06:49,206 --> 00:06:51,266 You then have to move on, forget her, 163 00:06:51,396 --> 00:06:53,416 even if you're totally into her. 164 00:06:53,526 --> 00:06:56,556 But I have to do it or you die when I die. 165 00:06:56,726 --> 00:06:59,186 Well, lucky for us you're totally into women then, 166 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:02,856 because logically you have a lot of women to sleep with. 167 00:07:04,746 --> 00:07:07,326 The gods fled Norway in the early 1870s. 168 00:07:07,546 --> 00:07:09,206 They ended up in Central Hawke's Bay, 169 00:07:09,326 --> 00:07:11,536 where they farmed, fought, fucked 170 00:07:11,536 --> 00:07:13,076 and caused the occasional natural disaster. 171 00:07:14,186 --> 00:07:15,036 But they also drifted apart 172 00:07:15,156 --> 00:07:17,926 because gods and goddesses can't stand to be around each other. 173 00:07:18,056 --> 00:07:21,306 So, bottom line, as far as you're concerned, 174 00:07:21,416 --> 00:07:23,676 is you seek one goddess. 175 00:07:24,216 --> 00:07:24,966 And she could be anywhere. 176 00:07:26,096 --> 00:07:28,076 There are two million women in New Zealand. 177 00:07:29,226 --> 00:07:30,806 But I won't have to sleep with all of them, right? 178 00:07:31,136 --> 00:07:35,406 I mean, she won't be, like, Korean, eh? 179 00:07:35,766 --> 00:07:36,646 Probably not. 180 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:38,666 So, starting with those of Scandinavian 181 00:07:38,816 --> 00:07:40,496 descent would be the logical way to go. 182 00:07:40,636 --> 00:07:42,896 Hot blonde chicks. 183 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:43,836 Or not. 184 00:07:43,836 --> 00:07:46,526 Just 'cause you're 21 years old doesn't mean she's 21. 185 00:07:46,676 --> 00:07:49,486 Logically, she could be 70. 186 00:07:52,956 --> 00:07:55,136 or 45 and happily married with two kids. 187 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,076 Or a lesbian. 188 00:07:57,566 --> 00:07:58,786 Or really, really ugly. 189 00:07:58,976 --> 00:08:02,786 Or on her O.E. Or she hasn't even been reincarnated yet and 190 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:04,046 we have to wait until she is. 191 00:08:04,146 --> 00:08:05,586 And one day you're 90 and 192 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:06,656 we're all dead already 193 00:08:06,656 --> 00:08:08,436 and your whole life has been wasted on a fruitless search. 194 00:08:10,856 --> 00:08:12,796 You can be really depressing sometimes. 195 00:08:12,976 --> 00:08:14,146 So I'm told. 196 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:16,956 I like the idea that 197 00:08:17,086 --> 00:08:20,976 you just look at her and something goes ping. 198 00:08:21,476 --> 00:08:22,686 Me too. 199 00:08:26,116 --> 00:08:27,316 I've been summoned to Mike's for dinner. 200 00:08:27,516 --> 00:08:28,426 Something is afoot. 201 00:08:28,726 --> 00:08:30,276 You want to come? 202 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:31,506 Shit no. 203 00:08:31,536 --> 00:08:32,306 Okay, cool. 204 00:08:32,906 --> 00:08:35,756 And could you not tell Mike about this conversation? 205 00:08:36,846 --> 00:08:37,636 Not tell Mike 206 00:08:37,636 --> 00:08:39,726 that Anders is trying to pimp you out to the world. 207 00:08:39,846 --> 00:08:41,826 I can live without that lecture. 208 00:08:49,656 --> 00:08:53,336 - Hey. - Hey. 209 00:08:57,296 --> 00:08:58,386 You're home. 210 00:08:58,526 --> 00:09:00,966 Um, this is Jamie. We grew up in Waiheke together. 211 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:02,096 This is Axl, my flatmate. 212 00:09:02,196 --> 00:09:03,846 Yeah, we bumped into each other today. 213 00:09:04,946 --> 00:09:07,606 I kind of ended up inviting myself for dinner. 214 00:09:07,716 --> 00:09:08,596 Is that okay? 215 00:09:08,696 --> 00:09:10,116 Sure, yeah. That's cool. 216 00:09:16,396 --> 00:09:17,366 You can try again 217 00:09:17,506 --> 00:09:20,186 We haven't decided if we will. 218 00:09:23,456 --> 00:09:24,566 Well, if you need money for... 219 00:09:24,686 --> 00:09:25,466 It's not about money. 220 00:09:29,626 --> 00:09:32,536 You hear stories all the time about couples that get pregnant when they stop trying. 221 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:33,826 You do hear those stories. 222 00:09:33,936 --> 00:09:35,336 A lot. 223 00:09:36,446 --> 00:09:38,326 That wasn't helping, was it? 224 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,536 Not much. 225 00:09:40,636 --> 00:09:41,516 But we forgive you. 226 00:09:43,186 --> 00:09:45,486 Hi. Hi, Ty. 227 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,186 Oh, I love you, man. 228 00:09:48,386 --> 00:09:50,286 Val. Mike. 229 00:09:50,426 --> 00:09:51,386 Olaf. 230 00:09:51,526 --> 00:09:53,296 No surf, Olaf? Anywhere? 231 00:09:53,396 --> 00:09:54,186 Dead. 232 00:09:54,286 --> 00:09:56,696 Bummer. Suppose you'll want some dinner. 233 00:09:56,766 --> 00:09:57,686 Only if there's some going. 234 00:10:00,386 --> 00:10:01,916 Thanks for returning my call. 235 00:10:02,006 --> 00:10:03,216 What call was this? 236 00:10:03,296 --> 00:10:04,566 On the phone I gave you. 237 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,406 Small technical problem, 238 00:10:06,486 --> 00:10:07,606 it's at the bottom of a long drop 239 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:09,996 Coma Rob? 240 00:10:10,096 --> 00:10:11,286 Don't call him that. 241 00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:12,836 It's a persistent vegetative state, 242 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:13,466 it's not a coma. 243 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:14,676 Well, Coma Rob sounds better 244 00:10:14,766 --> 00:10:16,116 than Rob the Persistent Vegetable. 245 00:10:16,186 --> 00:10:17,966 Does this mean he's waking up? 246 00:10:18,086 --> 00:10:22,676 It means he was talking the same Norse gobbledygook that you were spouting. 247 00:10:23,296 --> 00:10:24,526 How long has he been in the coma now? 248 00:10:24,646 --> 00:10:26,046 It's not a coma. 249 00:10:26,146 --> 00:10:27,266 Been a vegetable then. 250 00:10:27,366 --> 00:10:29,556 15 years, give or take. 251 00:10:29,676 --> 00:10:30,586 Why, is that important? 252 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:31,616 Well, I don't know. 253 00:10:31,716 --> 00:10:32,686 Do you think it's important? 254 00:10:32,786 --> 00:10:34,496 I'm asking you. 255 00:10:34,586 --> 00:10:35,686 You asked how long, 256 00:10:35,686 --> 00:10:36,536 like it was important. 257 00:10:36,646 --> 00:10:38,116 Rob is inextricably linked to you. 258 00:10:38,216 --> 00:10:39,516 So, if it's important to you, 259 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,266 it's probably important to him. 260 00:10:41,356 --> 00:10:43,446 He's in a coma ... or whatever it's called. 261 00:10:43,546 --> 00:10:45,246 Breathing is important to him. 262 00:10:45,326 --> 00:10:48,216 How does whatever's happening to me affect him? 263 00:10:48,246 --> 00:10:50,646 We are connected. You, Coma 264 00:10:50,766 --> 00:10:52,376 Rob, Axl, us, 265 00:10:52,376 --> 00:10:54,316 all connected. 266 00:10:54,596 --> 00:10:56,726 So, is he waking up? 267 00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:58,816 That's something only Rob knows. 268 00:11:05,146 --> 00:11:07,826 Another one for your collection. 269 00:11:07,926 --> 00:11:10,416 God, the models in this town are a mangy lot. 270 00:11:10,506 --> 00:11:13,126 Yet you still attempt to sleep with many of them. 271 00:11:13,226 --> 00:11:14,616 Would you turn gay for her? 272 00:11:14,736 --> 00:11:16,786 Who am I charging this to, by the way? 273 00:11:16,886 --> 00:11:18,926 Call it a special secret project. 274 00:11:18,986 --> 00:11:20,526 I don't have that budget code. 275 00:11:20,586 --> 00:11:21,856 Uh, then charge it to the vodka people. 276 00:11:22,006 --> 00:11:23,016 They've got the money. 277 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,996 Uh, the dragon lady called from the Northern Dragons again. 278 00:11:27,106 --> 00:11:28,196 You deal with her. She likes you. 279 00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:31,816 Because she hates you. It's about Carla Svenson. 280 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,826 What's she done this time? 281 00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:39,046 There are photos at an Elemeno P gig 282 00:11:40,046 --> 00:11:42,166 dancing with no top on. 283 00:11:42,966 --> 00:11:46,316 Oh, doing her bit to publicize the great sport of net ball, no doubt. 284 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,016 It was an all-ages gig, 285 00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:49,516 the average age being about 12. 286 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,276 Giving the girls something to aspire to 287 00:11:52,366 --> 00:11:55,036 and the boys something to dream about. 288 00:11:55,116 --> 00:11:57,076 When you've sorted out your sex life, 289 00:11:57,136 --> 00:11:58,726 please deal with it, Anders. 290 00:11:58,776 --> 00:12:00,586 Oh, get me the photo of carla with her knocks out. 291 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:01,486 That'll help. 292 00:12:08,016 --> 00:12:10,306 He's getting look books from modelling agencies; 293 00:12:10,446 --> 00:12:12,636 anyone who can pass as Scandinavian. 294 00:12:12,736 --> 00:12:14,786 Bragi never was the brightest god. 295 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:15,896 She's a goddess, 296 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,856 ipso facto she must look like a goddess. 297 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,066 What if she does? 298 00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:20,276 If she is? 299 00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:22,366 In the remote possibility they find her first, 300 00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:23,336 we shall deal with it then. 301 00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:26,286 But for now, we will go about this our way. 302 00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:29,006 Through the science of genealogy, I will find her. 303 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,296 Don't you worry about that. 304 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:32,316 It's sad we can't just kill him. 305 00:12:32,396 --> 00:12:33,986 We've been through this before, Stacey. 306 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:37,476 You can't kill Odin without instigating a huge catastrophe. 307 00:12:37,576 --> 00:12:38,606 Thousands will die with him. 308 00:12:38,696 --> 00:12:41,276 What if the earthquake last time was actually a coincidence? 309 00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:43,366 We live in a city of many volcanoes. 310 00:12:43,426 --> 00:12:44,906 Do you really want to put that to the test? 311 00:12:44,976 --> 00:12:48,346 We could kill him from far away. 312 00:12:48,406 --> 00:12:51,436 Well, when you've developed your intercontinental missiles, 313 00:12:51,526 --> 00:12:53,766 Stacey, why don't you get back to me? 314 00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:57,336 I found her. 315 00:12:57,416 --> 00:12:58,076 Found who? 316 00:12:58,186 --> 00:12:59,176 Who do you think, dickhead? 317 00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:00,546 When I actually am Odin, 318 00:13:00,636 --> 00:13:02,776 I'm so going to waste you if you don't stop calling me names. 319 00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:04,496 And how did you find the Frigg? 320 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,526 Okay, I don't actually know that she's the Frigg. 321 00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:07,526 But 322 00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:11,616 she is a great start, hmm? 323 00:13:11,706 --> 00:13:12,576 She looks scary. 324 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,446 No, no, no, she looks like a goddess. 325 00:13:15,536 --> 00:13:17,246 No, I'm not getting any vibe. 326 00:13:18,326 --> 00:13:20,016 You don't get a vibe off a picture. 327 00:13:20,106 --> 00:13:21,186 You meet her, nail her, 328 00:13:21,186 --> 00:13:22,696 see if god stuff happens 329 00:13:22,776 --> 00:13:24,576 She's about a hundred leagues out of my league. 330 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,306 Don't sell yourself short, okay? 331 00:13:26,366 --> 00:13:28,406 You're Odin, and with me as your wingman, 332 00:13:28,466 --> 00:13:29,456 it's a level playing field. 333 00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:31,216 Plus, she'll go for just about anything with a dick 334 00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:32,766 after she's had a few. 335 00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:34,496 Godness and whore, great 336 00:13:35,906 --> 00:13:36,916 What's your problem? 337 00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:39,626 Many, many guys would give their left nut 338 00:13:39,726 --> 00:13:40,906 for a crack at Carla. 339 00:13:41,726 --> 00:13:42,916 Actually, I've met someone. 340 00:13:43,016 --> 00:13:44,556 - Someone? - Yes. 341 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:47,106 Is this someone the Frigg? 342 00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:49,146 Probably not. 343 00:13:49,226 --> 00:13:50,896 Does she have a name? 344 00:13:50,976 --> 00:13:51,706 Jamie. 345 00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:53,256 Okay, so you've got the hoon for someone called Jamie. 346 00:13:53,326 --> 00:13:55,136 It is not a hoon, I know what a hoon looks like 347 00:13:57,026 --> 00:13:58,046 Now, watch as 348 00:13:58,146 --> 00:14:00,856 she falls to the power of the Zeb. 349 00:14:09,886 --> 00:14:12,146 Oh, you made a spiritual Connection. 350 00:14:12,246 --> 00:14:14,996 Fuck you. But yes, we have. 351 00:14:17,126 --> 00:14:19,866 She's really smart and really funny 352 00:14:20,966 --> 00:14:22,036 and great to talk to. 353 00:14:23,156 --> 00:14:25,606 And we clicked, you know? We clicked. 354 00:14:27,696 --> 00:14:28,396 That's so beautiful. 355 00:14:28,486 --> 00:14:30,186 I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. 356 00:14:30,276 --> 00:14:30,986 Did you nail her? 357 00:14:31,076 --> 00:14:31,986 You know, for the god of poetry, 358 00:14:32,066 --> 00:14:32,906 you are a crude prick. 359 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,016 Did thou embed thy staff of love in the sweet cave of her womanly folds? 360 00:14:36,106 --> 00:14:39,426 No, I didn't. But... 361 00:14:40,486 --> 00:14:42,206 It was a great dinner. Thank you. 362 00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:44,106 No probs. It was nice to see you again. 363 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:47,216 Great to meet you, Axl. 364 00:14:48,306 --> 00:14:51,636 Yeah, you too. Big ups for eating Gaia's weird food. 365 00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:52,366 Shut up. 366 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:53,956 It was delicious, seriously. 367 00:14:55,556 --> 00:14:58,526 But if you ever fancy something less Waiheke, 368 00:14:58,586 --> 00:14:59,596 give me a call. 369 00:14:59,706 --> 00:15:02,146 - I can murder a good steak. - You're on. 370 00:15:02,256 --> 00:15:03,626 That's so beautiful. 371 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,156 But what does it have to do with Carla? 372 00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:06,536 I'm not like you, Anders. 373 00:15:06,636 --> 00:15:08,076 I don't chase skirt all over town. 374 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,546 You don't have to chase Carla. 375 00:15:09,656 --> 00:15:11,576 All you have to do is the fun bit. 376 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:13,986 I have a date with Jamie. 377 00:15:14,086 --> 00:15:15,266 Can we just leave it at that for now? 378 00:15:15,356 --> 00:15:16,146 You made a date already? 379 00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:17,656 I texted her last night. 380 00:15:17,746 --> 00:15:19,336 You texted her straight after she left here? 381 00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:20,476 Do you know how desperate that makes you look? 382 00:15:20,556 --> 00:15:22,166 Fuck off, Anders. 383 00:15:22,246 --> 00:15:24,026 Hey, Axl, listen, you may not like it, 384 00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:25,476 but your life is now my life 385 00:15:25,766 --> 00:15:27,256 and Ty's life and Mike's life. 386 00:15:27,336 --> 00:15:28,456 So get used to me being on your case. 387 00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:31,326 Call me when you finish playing with yourself 388 00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:32,076 and your girlfriend. 389 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,536 Talk some sense into him. 390 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,866 Make him realize his obligation is to his family. 391 00:15:39,976 --> 00:15:41,316 Like bagging himself a net baller? 392 00:15:41,426 --> 00:15:43,736 Anything that isn't waiting for Mike to get his shit together. 393 00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:45,386 Mike has his own problems to be dealing with right now. 394 00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:46,446 Mike lives for problems. 395 00:15:46,536 --> 00:15:47,836 Not these ones. 396 00:15:47,936 --> 00:15:48,926 Why? What's up? 397 00:15:49,036 --> 00:15:50,906 He'll tell you if he wants. 398 00:15:51,006 --> 00:15:52,426 I can't see that happening. Can you? 399 00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:56,546 True. But you have to promise 400 00:15:56,636 --> 00:15:57,796 not to be an asshole about this. 401 00:15:57,886 --> 00:15:58,956 Cross my heart, hope to die... 402 00:15:59,046 --> 00:16:00,226 hopefully not because Axl dies. 403 00:16:03,116 --> 00:16:05,926 Mike and Val have been trying IVF and it's not working. 404 00:16:06,046 --> 00:16:08,596 I'm genuinely sorry to hear that. They deserve kids. 405 00:16:08,756 --> 00:16:09,706 Yeah, whatever. 406 00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:11,546 But I think Mike is seeing this 407 00:16:11,626 --> 00:16:12,996 in the context of recent events. 408 00:16:13,096 --> 00:16:14,096 The Odin thing? 409 00:16:14,236 --> 00:16:17,186 What's that got to do with the fact that Val can't get knocked up? 410 00:16:17,456 --> 00:16:21,776 Uh, it's kind of merged with the fact that Rob has started talking. 411 00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:22,656 Coma Rob? 412 00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:24,356 Yeah, we're not meant to call him that. 413 00:16:24,456 --> 00:16:25,616 I'm not seeing the link. 414 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,646 He's speaking the same Nordic gibberish 415 00:16:27,646 --> 00:16:29,436 Olaf lapsed into when Axl became Odin. 416 00:16:29,546 --> 00:16:31,786 Wow, intriguing. 417 00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:34,556 Does this mean Rob's waking up? 418 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,196 No one knows. 419 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,646 'Cause if Rob does wake up, 420 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,936 I know one god with a lot of explaining to do. 421 00:16:40,776 --> 00:16:43,116 So, have you tried getting her pregnant the usual way? 422 00:16:43,246 --> 00:16:44,796 Of course I have. 423 00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:47,426 We've been trying to get pregnant for years. 424 00:16:48,026 --> 00:16:49,456 Maybe you're not doing it right. 425 00:16:49,546 --> 00:16:52,476 Olaf, there's nothing wrong with the way we've been doing it. 426 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,906 I have no problem getting chicks pregnant. 427 00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:57,106 Yeah, well aware of your history in that department. 428 00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:59,396 I'm only saying, god sperm 429 00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:01,446 and human eggs work fine when it comes to me. 430 00:17:04,076 --> 00:17:06,216 So, how does Coma Rob fit in? 431 00:17:07,706 --> 00:17:11,196 That is among the many, many things i would like you to tell me. 432 00:17:11,326 --> 00:17:13,776 Strangely, I don't feel qualified to answer this. 433 00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:18,626 It's me. I'm the connection. 434 00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:21,766 Or you're overplaying your importance in the cosmic order. 435 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:24,506 You're the one that was banging on about how everything is connected. 436 00:17:24,596 --> 00:17:26,666 All of us, not just you and Rob. 437 00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:28,456 But I'm the reason he's in a coma. 438 00:17:28,536 --> 00:17:29,656 You said it wasn't a coma. 439 00:17:29,706 --> 00:17:31,486 Whatever the fuck it is, 440 00:17:31,576 --> 00:17:33,716 I'm still the prick who put him in it. 441 00:17:42,256 --> 00:17:43,506 Hello? 442 00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:44,926 All hail Odin. 443 00:17:45,036 --> 00:17:46,326 What do you want, Anders? 444 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,676 To apologize. 445 00:17:48,686 --> 00:17:49,726 Seriously. 446 00:17:49,846 --> 00:17:52,186 I came on way too strong this morning. 447 00:17:52,336 --> 00:17:54,076 You're still getting used to the whole deal. 448 00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:55,556 It was wrong of me to put pressure on you. 449 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,496 And I hope you have a good time on your date tonight. 450 00:17:59,656 --> 00:18:00,616 Why? 451 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,616 Because I'm proud of you for getting back on the horse. 452 00:18:02,726 --> 00:18:03,596 What horse? 453 00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:06,366 How about the last chick you went after put an arrow in your chest. 454 00:18:06,446 --> 00:18:07,126 If that was me, 455 00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:08,566 that would definitely be playing on my mind. 456 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,236 This is way different from that. 457 00:18:13,286 --> 00:18:15,186 I know, that's what I'm saying. 458 00:18:15,236 --> 00:18:16,766 Go out, have a good time, 459 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,106 and when you're ready to talk about the other thing, over to you. 460 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,826 So, how long are you staying for this time, Olaf? 461 00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:30,956 As long as I'm needed. 462 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,356 Hey, I'm sorry to hear the IVF thing isn't working out for you. 463 00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:39,116 But it's good you're thinking about trying again. 464 00:18:39,766 --> 00:18:41,306 Science is amazing these days. 465 00:18:42,366 --> 00:18:43,906 Yes, it is. 466 00:18:44,026 --> 00:18:45,896 You'll make awesome parents. 467 00:18:47,616 --> 00:18:48,696 That was the plan. 468 00:18:52,186 --> 00:18:54,236 I'll sort out dessert. 469 00:18:57,906 --> 00:19:01,016 What the hell was that? 470 00:19:01,126 --> 00:19:02,426 I was giving you an opening. 471 00:19:02,536 --> 00:19:03,466 To do what? 472 00:19:03,566 --> 00:19:05,956 To talk to her. You need to talk. 473 00:19:06,086 --> 00:19:07,326 Thanks for that, Olaf. 474 00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:10,446 Hello? 475 00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:13,406 Oh, hey. It's Anders here, Axl's brother. 476 00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:15,316 Um, I need to get hold of him. 477 00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:17,346 I believe he's on a date and he's turned his cell phone off. 478 00:19:17,396 --> 00:19:18,746 I was wondering if you knew where he is. 479 00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:21,276 Yeah, I do. 480 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,896 So, you never knew your dad. 481 00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:26,866 - No, I was a baby when he left. - God. 482 00:19:27,006 --> 00:19:30,356 And how did your mom cope with raising... oh, excuse me. 483 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,316 Any chance we could get proper steak knives? 484 00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:38,426 how did your mom cope with raising four boys on her own? 485 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:42,086 Not well. She, um, she kind of 486 00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:43,246 shot through when I was six. 487 00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:46,906 My big brother Mike took over being dad... and mum. 488 00:19:49,026 --> 00:19:50,816 How did you end up being so normal? 489 00:19:51,946 --> 00:19:53,276 Who says I'm normal? 490 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:55,736 Thanks. 491 00:19:55,856 --> 00:19:58,056 If you're going to stab something, 492 00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:00,016 you need the proper implement. 493 00:20:01,986 --> 00:20:03,526 Depends on who you're stabbing. 494 00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:05,696 I was thinking the steak. 495 00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:10,506 That's a relief. 496 00:20:12,636 --> 00:20:14,516 I'm a bit sensitive around sharp objects. 497 00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:16,806 The last woman I, um... 498 00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:19,656 she kind of... shot me with an arrow. 499 00:20:19,776 --> 00:20:21,336 Get the hell out. 500 00:20:28,696 --> 00:20:29,296 Why? 501 00:20:30,406 --> 00:20:32,106 There was alcohol involved. 502 00:20:32,236 --> 00:20:33,536 Far out. 503 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:35,966 Told you I'm not normal. 504 00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:39,626 Well, you're safe with me. 505 00:20:58,046 --> 00:20:59,216 You alright? 506 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,816 Yeah. All good. 507 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:14,256 Sorry about Olaf. 508 00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:17,086 You don't need to apologize for your family. 509 00:21:18,016 --> 00:21:19,116 Yeah, I do, actually. 510 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,886 So, have you thought about it? 511 00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:37,406 What if we're never meant to have a baby? 512 00:21:38,516 --> 00:21:41,006 But the doctors say there's no reason why we can't. 513 00:21:41,096 --> 00:21:42,586 I know what the doctors say. 514 00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:47,626 What if... 515 00:21:49,186 --> 00:21:52,906 it's never meant to be, if it's fate? 516 00:21:55,256 --> 00:21:57,736 I don't believe in fate. 517 00:22:00,746 --> 00:22:02,926 I believe in you and me. 518 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,546 - Hi. - Hi. 519 00:22:19,696 --> 00:22:21,146 How was your date? 520 00:22:21,276 --> 00:22:22,766 It was...pretty good actually. 521 00:22:24,186 --> 00:22:25,456 That's good. 522 00:22:26,506 --> 00:22:29,406 - Jamie's really nice, eh? - Yeah, she is. 523 00:22:29,526 --> 00:22:31,046 Hey, did your brother get a hold of you? 524 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:31,986 Which one? 525 00:22:32,086 --> 00:22:33,266 Anders. He rang. 526 00:22:33,266 --> 00:22:34,556 He was... wanted to know where you were. 527 00:22:36,716 --> 00:22:38,736 Yeah. Yeah, he did. 528 00:22:41,376 --> 00:22:42,226 Prick. 529 00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:45,396 He's here now. 530 00:22:45,526 --> 00:22:46,696 Hello. 531 00:22:49,456 --> 00:22:50,216 Is your girlfriend here? 532 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:51,786 Her name is Jamie, and no. 533 00:22:51,876 --> 00:22:53,266 Do you think I'm a fuck-wit? 534 00:22:53,376 --> 00:22:54,666 Uh, yeah, sometimes. 535 00:22:54,746 --> 00:22:57,056 You sent that vodka girl to the pub. 536 00:22:57,096 --> 00:22:59,896 Ah, fair cop. Well spotted. It was a reminder. 537 00:23:00,016 --> 00:23:00,906 You have a quest. 538 00:23:00,996 --> 00:23:02,756 What happened to "No pressure, Axl"? 539 00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:04,836 I was backing off to give you time to come to your senses 540 00:23:04,936 --> 00:23:06,066 and then I realized that was a stupid idea. 541 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:08,646 So, this Jamie chick, is she the Frig? 542 00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:10,686 She's a nice girl who likes me for who I am. 543 00:23:10,776 --> 00:23:11,726 But you're a god. 544 00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:13,506 Not that me! The real me. 545 00:23:13,606 --> 00:23:15,106 Ah. Did you plough her? 546 00:23:16,216 --> 00:23:16,886 Thank you for dinner. 547 00:23:18,016 --> 00:23:20,596 Thank you for not stabbing me with your steak knife. 548 00:23:23,456 --> 00:23:24,796 You should probably know now. 549 00:23:24,796 --> 00:23:28,426 I have this rule about not sleeping with a guy on a first date. 550 00:23:28,516 --> 00:23:30,836 No, no, I wasn't thinking about that at all. 551 00:23:31,336 --> 00:23:33,646 But if you want a second date. 552 00:23:36,096 --> 00:23:39,196 No, I didn't. Not that it's any of your business. 553 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,536 Everything you do is my business, Axl, 554 00:23:41,536 --> 00:23:44,996 as one who will die if you die without ever having tasted the Frig. 555 00:23:46,126 --> 00:23:48,916 Look, if your girl isn't the Frig and 556 00:23:49,026 --> 00:23:50,336 you want to keep seeing her, that's cool. 557 00:23:50,436 --> 00:23:53,176 See her all you want, but, you have a duty, Axl, 558 00:23:53,276 --> 00:23:55,796 and this is where duty starts. 559 00:23:57,006 --> 00:23:58,776 You can have your cake and eat it too. 560 00:23:58,886 --> 00:24:00,066 It's called cheating. 561 00:24:00,176 --> 00:24:01,296 Men have been doing is since time began. 562 00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:05,096 Yes, morally it's a little bit dodgy 563 00:24:05,206 --> 00:24:06,826 but there's a greater good here, Axl. 564 00:24:08,066 --> 00:24:09,186 Look at her, mate. 565 00:24:09,286 --> 00:24:10,486 She's a walking wet dream. 566 00:24:10,496 --> 00:24:11,566 How can you resist that? 567 00:24:11,656 --> 00:24:13,446 She scares the crap out of me is how. 568 00:24:13,576 --> 00:24:15,346 And I'd quite like my first time to be with someone 569 00:24:15,436 --> 00:24:16,346 who doesn't terrify me. 570 00:24:16,426 --> 00:24:17,466 First time on the quest? 571 00:24:21,566 --> 00:24:22,676 First time ever? 572 00:24:22,756 --> 00:24:25,096 You're 21 and you're a virgin? 573 00:24:25,196 --> 00:24:26,016 How is that possible? 574 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:27,806 Look, it's not for want of trying, okay? 575 00:24:28,866 --> 00:24:31,856 It was just tricky living at Mike and Val's place. 576 00:24:36,536 --> 00:24:38,466 Oh, oh, sorry. 577 00:24:38,866 --> 00:24:43,326 Uh, just looking for reading glasses here, so 578 00:24:44,376 --> 00:24:45,546 Don't mind me. 579 00:24:52,546 --> 00:24:55,996 Oh, sorry. 580 00:24:57,426 --> 00:25:00,226 Hi, Stella. How's your mom? 581 00:25:12,376 --> 00:25:13,916 It was the main reason I moved. 582 00:25:14,026 --> 00:25:15,436 But still no luck, eh? 583 00:25:15,546 --> 00:25:16,746 It's like I'm cursed. 584 00:25:17,136 --> 00:25:19,196 I mean, I'm not exactly a pig, right? 585 00:25:19,286 --> 00:25:20,626 But have I ever gotten any? 586 00:25:20,716 --> 00:25:23,926 Meanwhile the most useless pricks I know are doing the business. 587 00:25:24,946 --> 00:25:27,246 Well, maybe you are cursed, but in a good way. 588 00:25:28,376 --> 00:25:30,806 Maybe it was your fate to wait until you became Odin. 589 00:25:31,926 --> 00:25:33,406 If you tell anyone about this 590 00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,626 the first thing I'll do 591 00:25:34,736 --> 00:25:36,516 when I get my powers is smite your ass. 592 00:25:37,296 --> 00:25:39,366 Okay, you have my word as a god. 593 00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:41,916 How about you look at it this way. 594 00:25:42,026 --> 00:25:44,036 You have to pop your cherry sometime, right? 595 00:25:44,156 --> 00:25:45,726 So what better way than to do it with... 596 00:25:45,796 --> 00:25:49,406 All you got to do is hang on and go for the ride, bro. 597 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,676 I'd rather handle this my way. 598 00:25:50,776 --> 00:25:52,116 You have no way except the way of the virgin. 599 00:25:55,016 --> 00:25:57,586 If you hook up with Karla and she's not the Frigg 600 00:25:57,626 --> 00:25:59,226 the worst that can happen is 601 00:25:59,316 --> 00:26:01,136 you get a roll in the hay with a very desirable woman. 602 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,476 And then you go back to Jamie 603 00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:04,026 and get it on, except now 604 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,246 you're over your first night moves so 605 00:26:06,526 --> 00:26:07,766 it's going to be so much better for the both of you. 606 00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:08,786 Especially her. 607 00:26:17,406 --> 00:26:18,926 Yeah, okay. How? 608 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,866 Shit, I know you're a virgin but... 609 00:26:20,976 --> 00:26:22,136 You know what I mean. 610 00:26:22,236 --> 00:26:23,626 Pick you up about five? 611 00:26:23,746 --> 00:26:24,656 What, tonight? 612 00:26:24,786 --> 00:26:25,456 Yeah, tonight. 613 00:26:25,556 --> 00:26:26,906 I got a date with Jamie. 614 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,196 Give her the flick. 615 00:26:28,276 --> 00:26:29,316 I can't give her the flick. 616 00:26:29,396 --> 00:26:30,896 No, tell her you've scored a job tonight, 617 00:26:30,976 --> 00:26:31,896 which is true actually. 618 00:26:32,986 --> 00:26:34,466 Okay, you might think of it as a job 619 00:26:34,466 --> 00:26:35,856 but I don't, so... 620 00:26:35,936 --> 00:26:36,786 It is an actual job, numb nuts. 621 00:26:36,866 --> 00:26:38,006 You get paid and everything. 622 00:26:39,066 --> 00:26:40,206 They have six of them? 623 00:26:40,296 --> 00:26:42,336 No, not that bit. 624 00:26:42,396 --> 00:26:44,406 The paying gig first, the fun time after. 625 00:26:44,486 --> 00:26:47,706 It's win-win for a poor student god like yourself. 626 00:26:50,636 --> 00:26:51,886 You're hiding. 627 00:26:51,996 --> 00:26:53,026 No, I'm not. 628 00:26:54,126 --> 00:26:55,746 I'll hide with you. 629 00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:57,946 if you go and stay, 630 00:26:58,056 --> 00:26:59,646 how about making rent noises again? 631 00:27:05,816 --> 00:27:07,506 You know what this room needs 632 00:27:07,506 --> 00:27:10,266 to be a really good man-hiding space? 633 00:27:10,266 --> 00:27:11,896 Pool table. 634 00:27:18,466 --> 00:27:20,506 Sometimes the connection is there is no connection. 635 00:27:21,626 --> 00:27:23,416 You can't have a child because you can't. 636 00:27:23,456 --> 00:27:26,366 What happened to Rob happened because it happened. 637 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:31,676 I'm really sorry. 638 00:27:31,826 --> 00:27:32,566 We know! 639 00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:33,816 You keep saying. 640 00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:35,536 But I am. 641 00:27:36,046 --> 00:27:37,406 Any money is good. 642 00:27:37,506 --> 00:27:39,486 Never a truer word spoken. 643 00:27:39,596 --> 00:27:40,996 We can go out tomorrow. 644 00:27:41,086 --> 00:27:42,316 When he's flush with cash. 645 00:27:42,426 --> 00:27:44,036 What is this job exactly? 646 00:27:44,136 --> 00:27:46,496 Ah, it's kind of a performance, 647 00:27:46,596 --> 00:27:50,586 crowd motivational thing at the Northern Dragons home game tonight. 648 00:27:50,676 --> 00:27:52,336 Which means what? 649 00:27:52,436 --> 00:27:53,616 You're the mascot. 650 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,706 The team bus ran over the usual mascot's foot at the last game. 651 00:28:01,286 --> 00:28:02,236 It'll be fun. You'll love it. 652 00:28:05,236 --> 00:28:07,356 I am not dressing up in that. 653 00:28:07,456 --> 00:28:08,776 What? You love dressing up. 654 00:28:08,866 --> 00:28:10,686 Remember that time you dressed up as a little smurf? 655 00:28:10,736 --> 00:28:12,416 For a pub crawl. I was pissed. 656 00:28:14,876 --> 00:28:16,586 You owe me. 657 00:28:16,676 --> 00:28:18,096 How is dressing like a dork 658 00:28:18,236 --> 00:28:19,386 meant to land me a net baller girl? 659 00:28:19,816 --> 00:28:21,146 The other mascot guy nailed 660 00:28:21,256 --> 00:28:22,626 half the team before he got run over by the bus. 661 00:28:24,206 --> 00:28:25,076 You're making that up. 662 00:28:25,156 --> 00:28:25,676 Seriously. 663 00:28:25,716 --> 00:28:26,956 Wing attack and wing defence on the same night 664 00:28:27,046 --> 00:28:28,976 on an away trip during the carnival. 665 00:28:29,136 --> 00:28:31,576 Net ballers digs mascots sex 666 00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:33,856 All you have to do is be here, 667 00:28:33,936 --> 00:28:34,666 I'll do the rest. 668 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:37,816 Hey. 669 00:28:40,906 --> 00:28:42,536 Are you the other team's mascot? 670 00:28:42,656 --> 00:28:44,506 The team's motivational assistant. 671 00:28:46,626 --> 00:28:50,516 So how was it for you dressing as a girl bunny every week? 672 00:28:50,616 --> 00:28:51,746 I have no problem with that? 673 00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:54,816 Really? It would do my head in after a while. 674 00:28:55,116 --> 00:28:56,846 I'm comfortable in my masculinity. 675 00:28:57,966 --> 00:28:58,846 Do your friends know that 676 00:28:58,956 --> 00:29:00,026 you dress as a girl bunny every week? 677 00:29:00,096 --> 00:29:01,346 Look, mate, this is how it works. 678 00:29:01,436 --> 00:29:03,116 You and me, we're enemies, right? 679 00:29:03,216 --> 00:29:04,536 I'll shake your hand after the game, 680 00:29:04,646 --> 00:29:05,496 but until then, 681 00:29:05,616 --> 00:29:08,426 bring it on 'cause you're the one who'll be going down. 682 00:29:25,006 --> 00:29:26,426 Dick. 683 00:29:32,196 --> 00:29:33,676 Hey, how's it going? 684 00:29:35,506 --> 00:29:36,716 I'm not the usual mascot. 685 00:29:36,806 --> 00:29:37,746 Just filling in. 686 00:29:37,826 --> 00:29:39,846 The other guy got his foot run over. 687 00:29:39,936 --> 00:29:42,176 I know, I was there. I heard him scream. 688 00:29:44,406 --> 00:29:46,296 Well, of course. 689 00:29:53,566 --> 00:29:55,696 You need to lead us on now. 690 00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:56,506 What? 691 00:29:56,616 --> 00:29:57,566 The mascot leads us out. 692 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,046 Oh. 693 00:30:16,836 --> 00:30:18,606 It's impossible not to watch your every move. 694 00:30:18,706 --> 00:30:19,376 You draw the eye. 695 00:30:19,466 --> 00:30:20,896 But you know that, don't you? 696 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,316 - You're the P.R. Guy, right? - I am. 697 00:30:23,426 --> 00:30:25,786 You hear about the photo. I only did it for a day. 698 00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:26,986 I don't care about the photo, 699 00:30:37,056 --> 00:30:38,706 If that wanker bunny slaps me one more time 700 00:30:38,806 --> 00:30:40,096 I'll punch his lights out! 701 00:30:40,186 --> 00:30:41,706 Relax, you did great. 702 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:42,706 Hey, hey, hey. 703 00:30:42,776 --> 00:30:43,856 Okay, that does it. 704 00:30:46,926 --> 00:30:48,636 I said come here. 705 00:30:48,726 --> 00:30:52,806 Axl. Axl! 706 00:30:57,186 --> 00:30:58,196 Get of me! 707 00:30:58,296 --> 00:30:58,876 Fight! Fight! 708 00:30:58,986 --> 00:31:00,626 Fight! Figh Fight! 709 00:31:01,216 --> 00:31:03,006 Let me at him. Let me at him. 710 00:31:03,126 --> 00:31:04,016 I'll bloody kill him! 711 00:31:04,106 --> 00:31:05,466 I'll kill you! I'll kill you. 712 00:31:16,026 --> 00:31:17,026 What's up? 713 00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:18,436 Are you watching the net ball on TV? 714 00:31:18,706 --> 00:31:19,486 No. Are you? 715 00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:21,366 Nothing wrong with a man watching net ball. 716 00:31:21,496 --> 00:31:22,866 If you say so. 717 00:31:22,986 --> 00:31:26,546 Well, you should. Tonight of all nights you really should. 718 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,786 Your brother tells me you were defending my honour. 719 00:31:33,896 --> 00:31:34,826 When? 720 00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:36,866 The fight. 721 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:39,176 Oh yeah. Yeah! 722 00:31:41,456 --> 00:31:42,316 My hero. 723 00:31:44,916 --> 00:31:46,996 They don't have, like, drug testing in net ball? 724 00:31:58,176 --> 00:31:59,426 Hello, Mike. 725 00:31:59,536 --> 00:32:00,816 What are you up to, Anders? 726 00:32:00,896 --> 00:32:01,886 Moving things along. 727 00:32:01,966 --> 00:32:04,696 Doing what we were put on this planet to do, you know, 728 00:32:04,776 --> 00:32:05,636 being gods among men. 729 00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,126 Don't you do this. 730 00:32:07,206 --> 00:32:09,576 You don't know what you're messing with! 731 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,676 But I know of no other way to find out. 732 00:32:13,776 --> 00:32:14,816 You're phone's going to start ringing. 733 00:32:14,896 --> 00:32:15,736 It will be Mike. 734 00:32:19,376 --> 00:32:20,776 It's up to you what you do. 735 00:32:28,226 --> 00:32:30,296 What say we take this party elsewhere, huh? 736 00:32:35,546 --> 00:32:36,736 Oh, idiot, idiot! 737 00:32:57,296 --> 00:32:59,686 No way is my first time involve you in there with me. 738 00:32:59,796 --> 00:33:00,836 But you're up. 739 00:33:05,796 --> 00:33:07,086 Take the lady a drink. 740 00:33:12,466 --> 00:33:14,146 Thank you, Axl. 741 00:33:17,266 --> 00:33:19,526 So, Anders says you're a virgin. 742 00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:22,826 No, now way! Not me. 743 00:33:25,206 --> 00:33:29,246 Pity. I always wanted to be a beautiful boy's first. 744 00:33:29,396 --> 00:33:33,156 Oh, okay. Yeah, I am. 745 00:33:33,986 --> 00:33:35,166 Come with me. 746 00:34:13,216 --> 00:34:16,416 Oh, look. The cavalry. 747 00:34:16,676 --> 00:34:17,596 Where's Axl? 748 00:34:19,916 --> 00:34:20,936 I sent him on his way. 749 00:34:24,966 --> 00:34:25,886 Drink? 750 00:34:26,176 --> 00:34:26,746 Okay. 751 00:34:26,826 --> 00:34:27,426 Sure. 752 00:34:27,506 --> 00:34:29,596 On his way to do what? 753 00:34:29,686 --> 00:34:31,206 To do what comes naturally of course. 754 00:34:33,776 --> 00:34:36,856 You can't just unleash him on the world 755 00:34:36,926 --> 00:34:38,286 until we know what we are dealing with. 756 00:34:38,366 --> 00:34:40,116 When is that going to occur, Mike? 757 00:34:40,216 --> 00:34:42,866 When finally rejoins us on planet earth? 758 00:34:43,946 --> 00:34:44,666 Face it, 759 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,716 the only way we're going to know what's going to happen 760 00:34:46,816 --> 00:34:47,916 is by getting out there and actually doing it, 761 00:34:47,996 --> 00:34:49,316 not hiding from reality like you do. 762 00:34:49,416 --> 00:34:53,146 Don't you dare use Axl to get what you want. 763 00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:56,356 I want to become a god, Michael. A proper god. 764 00:34:56,486 --> 00:34:59,066 Not theses piss-weak versions we've become. 765 00:34:59,156 --> 00:35:00,016 What's wrong with that? 766 00:35:01,096 --> 00:35:02,516 Let Ty be the god he is, 767 00:35:02,586 --> 00:35:04,746 not the god of "Did someone leave the door open." 768 00:35:07,456 --> 00:35:10,806 Even you. You got a reason for Axl to succeed. 769 00:35:12,506 --> 00:35:14,016 As gods we've got the power to bring your mate 770 00:35:14,096 --> 00:35:15,386 back from the land of the living dead. 771 00:35:16,516 --> 00:35:17,746 Arise, Rob. Rejoin the human race. 772 00:35:20,176 --> 00:35:23,336 Unless it suits you for "Coma Rob" To remain in his coma. 773 00:35:25,746 --> 00:35:28,486 I am here for Axl. 774 00:35:28,536 --> 00:35:32,036 Everything else is in your fucked up head. 775 00:35:32,136 --> 00:35:33,696 Oh god, oh god! 776 00:35:42,496 --> 00:35:43,306 Karla? 777 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,976 Shit. 778 00:35:46,076 --> 00:35:46,836 Axl's fine, Mike. 779 00:35:46,836 --> 00:35:48,446 Axl's having the time of his life. 780 00:35:48,536 --> 00:35:49,666 In fact, in his own way, 781 00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:50,786 he's learning what it's like to be a god. 782 00:35:50,866 --> 00:35:52,216 And good oh him, I say. 783 00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:56,306 She's dead! I think I killed...her. 784 00:35:57,426 --> 00:35:59,976 She' breathing, sort of. 785 00:36:01,086 --> 00:36:01,886 But she will be alright, right? 786 00:36:03,006 --> 00:36:04,546 Put your hands on her. 787 00:36:04,716 --> 00:36:05,836 Oh, get off! 788 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,016 No, no, cold hands, dick. 789 00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:08,386 Like the girl in the spa top her. 790 00:36:19,256 --> 00:36:20,596 Nice work, ice man. 791 00:36:22,696 --> 00:36:23,646 Fuck sake! 792 00:36:23,726 --> 00:36:25,306 No, no, no, it's not like that. 793 00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:31,286 You think you're not the frig. 794 00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:33,706 You are Odin You should know. 795 00:36:34,806 --> 00:36:36,676 Then no. 796 00:36:36,786 --> 00:36:38,846 One down, two million to go. 797 00:36:38,926 --> 00:36:40,776 Wait at the shop. I'll look after her now. 798 00:36:40,876 --> 00:36:45,366 Can you tell her sorry, and, um, and thanks. 799 00:36:45,446 --> 00:36:46,446 Yeah, no. All over it. 800 00:36:46,526 --> 00:36:48,046 Bye-bye. 801 00:36:56,786 --> 00:36:58,136 You're not really 802 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,426 a driving talking kind of brother, are you? 803 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:00,996 Not like Anders. 804 00:37:03,036 --> 00:37:04,526 Look, I know 805 00:37:04,526 --> 00:37:07,596 this is a big game to you and him 806 00:37:08,866 --> 00:37:10,676 You've got a licence to screw around. 807 00:37:10,756 --> 00:37:12,286 I know what that feeling is like. 808 00:37:12,366 --> 00:37:13,656 "Look at me, I'm a god!" 809 00:37:14,756 --> 00:37:17,516 Actually, the only reason I went through with it is 810 00:37:17,616 --> 00:37:19,706 I thought I was doing the right thing for us. 811 00:37:22,916 --> 00:37:26,196 Axl 812 00:37:26,196 --> 00:37:29,016 nothing gods do 813 00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:30,426 turns out well for people around them. 814 00:37:32,506 --> 00:37:35,946 If you don't believe me, ask Rob. 815 00:37:39,406 --> 00:37:40,976 What does coma Rob have to do with it? 816 00:37:42,076 --> 00:37:42,966 Everything. 817 00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:47,716 Not farting around, huh? 818 00:38:04,036 --> 00:38:05,096 Where did that come from? 819 00:38:05,236 --> 00:38:06,806 Call it a gift. 820 00:38:07,926 --> 00:38:09,366 I was 21. 821 00:38:10,486 --> 00:38:13,646 I was a god. I was all god of games and... 822 00:38:15,746 --> 00:38:17,486 I owned that pool table. 823 00:38:19,076 --> 00:38:19,746 What's the matter? 824 00:38:19,816 --> 00:38:22,366 No one else want to get their ass kicked. 825 00:38:22,756 --> 00:38:23,676 Come on! 826 00:38:27,976 --> 00:38:29,516 Oh, fuck! 827 00:38:29,646 --> 00:38:30,556 Your break. 828 00:38:33,386 --> 00:38:34,186 This is now wise. 829 00:38:34,726 --> 00:38:35,766 Fuck 'em. 830 00:38:36,206 --> 00:38:36,916 They don't own this place. 831 00:38:45,726 --> 00:38:47,246 Let's just lose and leave, man. 832 00:39:14,576 --> 00:39:17,956 Oh, I believe it's down-trouser tradition 833 00:39:18,046 --> 00:39:20,426 when all our balls are sunk and yours are still on the table. 834 00:39:20,496 --> 00:39:21,496 Yeah. 835 00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:27,056 Shit! 836 00:39:33,186 --> 00:39:34,186 Shit! 837 00:39:35,536 --> 00:39:36,316 Rob! 838 00:39:38,316 --> 00:39:39,766 Rob! 839 00:39:42,876 --> 00:39:44,786 Rob! 840 00:40:14,346 --> 00:40:16,316 You just had your first lesson, Axl. 841 00:40:18,566 --> 00:40:20,246 Just piss off! 842 00:40:22,246 --> 00:40:24,146 And don't do anything ever 843 00:40:26,306 --> 00:40:27,536 without talking to me first. 844 00:40:55,836 --> 00:40:56,756 Hey. 845 00:40:58,876 --> 00:41:00,436 Weren't expecting to see you tonight. 846 00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:02,616 It's fast work, eh. 847 00:41:02,696 --> 00:41:03,506 Tough night. 848 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:06,426 It had its moments. 849 00:41:08,516 --> 00:41:10,206 What? 850 00:41:10,296 --> 00:41:11,856 We went to the game, man. 851 00:41:11,986 --> 00:41:14,856 These guys forced me to pay money to watch net ball. 852 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,836 Oh, so you saw the fight? 853 00:41:17,926 --> 00:41:19,946 We waited around for you afterwards 854 00:41:20,016 --> 00:41:20,936 to see if you were okay. 855 00:41:21,366 --> 00:41:23,966 But you looked kind of busy. 856 00:41:26,716 --> 00:41:27,646 Here he is. 857 00:41:31,266 --> 00:41:33,586 Hey, that's really hot net ball chick. 858 00:41:33,726 --> 00:41:34,986 Shut up! 859 00:41:57,676 --> 00:42:00,336 We just went to the place for a drink, that's all. 860 00:42:00,446 --> 00:42:03,226 Dude, I hope it wasn't your brother that gave you that hickey. 861 00:42:06,226 --> 00:42:08,296 It was nothing. Honest. 862 00:42:09,086 --> 00:42:11,496 See, I told you it was only a root. 863 00:42:11,546 --> 00:42:12,736 He likes you heaps, man. 864 00:42:12,916 --> 00:42:13,986 Let's go. 865 00:42:15,096 --> 00:42:16,166 Really? 866 00:42:16,276 --> 00:42:18,186 You do what you like, but 867 00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:20,106 I don't really go for guys who are players. 868 00:42:20,186 --> 00:42:21,516 Oh, I'm not a player. 869 00:42:21,606 --> 00:42:22,296 I swear! 870 00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:25,006 Sure. It's only a root, right? 871 00:42:28,006 --> 00:42:30,476 I can give you a lift home. Ta. 872 00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:43,766 I still love her, you know. 873 00:42:46,086 --> 00:42:48,046 I know when she brings me flowers. 874 00:42:49,096 --> 00:42:51,066 I hear her when she talks to me. 875 00:42:54,146 --> 00:42:56,196 She still loves me, Mike. 876 00:42:59,396 --> 00:43:02,246 But you already know that. Right? 877 00:43:03,916 --> 00:43:05,386 You're in a coma. 878 00:43:06,466 --> 00:43:07,986 Shut up. 879 00:43:08,796 --> 00:43:09,836 It's not a coma. 880 00:43:23,706 --> 00:43:25,956 What? 881 00:43:27,066 --> 00:43:28,496 We'll do it. 882 00:43:30,596 --> 00:43:31,836 Do what? 883 00:43:31,926 --> 00:43:32,946 Go again. 884 00:43:34,036 --> 00:43:36,216 To hell with the expense, to hell with everything. 885 00:43:37,886 --> 00:43:38,986 To hell with me. 886 00:43:41,276 --> 00:43:43,366 Let's make this bloody baby. 887 00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:47,290 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 888 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:51,890 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0